Assfat

the dyslexic term for "fat ass"

so a dyslexic person goes to get gas,

and then a random obese guy pulls up in front of said dyslexic person

dyslexic person: ASSFAT!

by Caliberr February 11, 2014

assface

noun: someone who's ass is on their face; someone who has asses on their face often; a fucktard.

WTF, this assface totally failed to drop the IP when he went Comm. Fucking fucktard.

by ViniRotundo March 31, 2003

assface

when your face is reminiscent to onesbooty.Used in a form of mocking or social conversation. Uncommonly used as a term of endearment.

"i'll never go out with john, hes an assface"

by Clara Jane Sione October 25, 2004

assbiscuit

A nickname that connotes fondness, much like biscuitlips and shitmuffin.

Who's a cute little assbiscuit? You are! Yes you are!

by HAASespecial July 2, 2007

Assbite

One who wins a verbal debate. One who uses words as his weapon or tool to win an argument.

I can never win a debate against Barry! He kicks my ass every time. What an Assbite!

by SweetSister June 1, 2007

assfagmorgasm

The nick name for someone who you decribe in too many words, so you have to use an acronym. Used for the outrageously inappropriate, but still sorta funny type person. The kind of person that makes you wanna punch him in one minute, but the next he makes you giggle, but only a little, because the next minutes you're in the fighting mood again.

Looking at nick, and thinking, we devised a "nick"name, which ended up being, assfagmorgasm.

by holmmm19 December 26, 2007

assfart sandwhich

When you fart on two pieces of bread and eat it.

"Keaton was hungry so he made himself an assfart sandwhich!"

by Keaton23 April 10, 2009