assplant

An Assplant is half Ass and half a Plant, Gentically modified by a crazy irish man who accidentally sat his ass on a plant, enjoyed it for 30 seconds (Or more) and then hinted at this experience during a Skype conversation (Witnesses: Alex, Zoey, Maggie who will all confirm this occurance)

Although the exact form of an assplant has not been confirmed yet, we can take this hint as all the evidence we need for the existence of the assplant (Even though the crazy irish man was drunk at the time)

This can be used as an insult, "You're an assplant!" reffering to someone who sits on plants and enjoys the experience, certain clubs of "Assplanters" have formed in several country towns in Ireland.

"You just got assplanted!"

"You're an assplant!"

"That guy over there, he likes to assplant!"

by Alex Philpott April 22, 2006

Assaad

Also known as a greaseball: A young man with Arabian origin. Most likely in college that spends most of his time sitting in his room playing world of warcraft while drinking Freshca. Probably drives a Honda accord if he even owns a vehicle.

Jim get off the computer and get out here you are such a fucking assaad.

by Gmarr01 December 2, 2011

Arsalan

A bot at fortnite, bery stinky and incredibly dumb. He can be a very good friend but he rages when you laugh at him when he dies in fortnite. He is nice, sporty and athletic. In Istihaq’s opinion, they r very good friends.

Arsalan, you stink. Take a shower

by Smart guy 3 June 24, 2020

assblading

it's like, when you pretend that your hand is a sword, like a blade
and then you, kind of, you know, assblade.

sean: ok, if you bend over in ront of me, i can pretend my hand is an assblade and stab your ass.

by tedium March 16, 2005

Assblaster

Where a man or woman bends over, while the other person gets on their knees behind them with safety glasses on and prepares for the worst. Then the man or woman blasts a big deuce into the others face.

Troy bent over and assblasted Sarahs precious innocent face. Giving her a very memorable Assblaster.

by Sarah the innocent June 28, 2010

arsalan

bara hi acha banda hay bus is ko bhi kursi tornay ki bimari hay. aaj kal cybernet ki kursian tor raha hay.

Swisstex dekha hay?...bus phir nikal jao.

by abbu January 12, 2005

assglazing

1. when you pull out and ejaculate all over someones asscheeks.2. when you take your penis and use it to smear the nuttbutter around the asscheeks like a cinnabun

I love that bitch, she really digs it when I be assglazing her face down in the pillow!!

by Crazy68 September 2, 2009