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apocalypse sex

Quite simply, it's having sexual activity with someone, anyone when you just KNOW Armegeddon is arriving, and I mean really FAST.
1. In the comedy movie "Spies Like Us", 2 stumblebum agents played by Chevy Chase and Dan Ackroyd along with a female agent also hired by the U.S. military (Dan's real-life wife Donna Dixon) tangle with a Soviet Army team at a Soviet ICBM launch team. In the process the nuclear missile gets launched by mistake. Everyone there whether they be from the U.S.A. or the U.S.S.R thinks that this error will spark the nuclear suicide of planet Earth so everyone decides to have apocalypse sex when the end comes. Dan motions for Donna to enter his tent nearby, she smiles and joins him. Chevy Chase gestures for a female Russkie beauty to be his death partner, she joins him. The remaining 2 in the group are both Russian men - one grins like a child. Yeah I know - a dopey old homophobic joke about foreigners - hyuk hyuk. The ICBM malfunctions in the sky anyway.

2. The Tears For Fears song "Famous Last Words" is about a romantic couple being together when nuclear doomsday is imminant. The song doesn't say if the two are having apocalypse sex, however.

3. Apocalypse sex is what happens when two lovers hold on each other tight at the end of the world. On the other hand, on an episode of M*A*S*H*, a TV show set during the Korean War, Dr. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce and Major "Hot Lips" Hoolahan, who normally can't stand each other, are trapped in a shelter during intense bombing and they have a sort of "apocalypse sex" because they fear they won't survive the night's shelling.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 2, 2011
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Fangirl Apocalypse

When you are surrounded by idiot girls talking about their favorite celebs, music, etc. until they freaking explode.
Oh my god! They just went to a concert last night. Prepare for the fangirl apocalypse!
by Just That Random March 28, 2015
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Apocalypsing

He is Apocalypsing his relationship.
by BigSmoke40 November 20, 2020
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Apocalypse Pussy

Pussy so good it causes a person to make choices that can be life ending at worst and tragic at best in order to maintain access to said pussy. See Tahna's Pussy
Tahna has an apocalypse pussy the way every one of her exes has gone off the deep end when she left.
by Glorified Enigma June 22, 2022
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mel apocalypse

a huge army of mels approach lots of people in anger and kill all of them
last night i was so scared there was a mel apocalypse
by janko648 March 15, 2017
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Adrian Apocalypse

When you do so badly at a game that the end boss just clips through you for an insta-kill instead of playing normally.
All you had to do was follow the damn train Adrian! This is an Adrian Apocalypse!
by xq91_2 May 17, 2017
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nuclear apocalypse

A world that is a wasteland from a nuclear war call it a fallout if you want its all the same thing and maybe you can find weird shit after the effects
Oct,23,2077 the nuclear apocalypse came killing every thing so the United States built underground vaults this is where a story begins in a nuclear apocalypse
by Deathfox6 February 6, 2018
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