teabag alarm

The sound made by a teabaggee whilst performing the act for which the alarm is named. The noise serves as a warning (or in some cases, an invitation) to passersby that there is, in fact, a teabagging in progress.

I was about to open the door, but then I heard Chris sounding the teabag alarm on the other side.

by 24JackBauer24 November 10, 2009

Alarm Clock Dyslexia

Alarm Clock Dyslexia is when one often fails to notice that the AM/PM settings are incorrect when they set their alarm. (this excludes the difference between noon and midnight, cause that is just downright confusing)

This syndrome is known to cause tardiness in the morning, however, few people know the syndrome even exists, and thus, people who do have the syndrome are often mislabeled as morons or nincompoops.

"I am a sufferer of alarm clock dyslexia, I was supposed to wake up at 6 this morning, but it turns out I set my alarm for 6 at night. When I explained my condition to my boss, he obviously had never heard of it... he asked me if i wore a helmet to bed, then told me to go sit in the corner and think about what i just said."

by 132299 April 16, 2009

Alarm shit

A shit that is so brutal, that it causes one to wake up in disbelief, and usually resulting to one running as fast as they can to the toilet.

Jeff: Hey man did you get some sleep?

Brian: Not at all, I was woken up by an alarm shit at 4 o'clock in the morning.

Jeff: I'm so sorry man, those goddamn alarm shits.

by TheMan31 November 26, 2013

alarm tard

Someone who sets multiple alarms. When each alarm goes off the alarm tard hits the snooze button as many times as possible. These people know exactly how many times they can hit snooze befor they are cut off too. That is why they have set multiple alarms. The alarm tard generally will make sure alarms are going off every 10 minutes for hours prior to their actual wake-up itme... HOURS!!!!

Alarm tard/alarm (ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man: "Grumble" falls back asleep
(ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man: "Grumble" falls back asleep
(ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man: "Grumble" falls back asleep
(ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man:WTF!!!

by Dj Ezdik March 7, 2014

alara derya

Dünyanın en MÜKEMMEL insanı

Alara Derya HARİKA biridir🙂😏😏😏

by Evevevvee January 8, 2018

Alarna

A lightweight

Somebody who can not handle their alchohol after one sip of Smirnoff ice they are pissed

Omg she’s so drunk she’s so alarna

by lolmug June 11, 2018

Alarna

Any girls called Alarna is kind, funny and a jewel. Alarnas are one of a kind and are the greatest person you’ll meet, she will always know how to make you laugh and always find away to make you smile even if she is not smiling at the time.

If a girl is named Alarna is means she is talented and hard working, she will always be determine to get the job done. She will go far in life.

She is affectionate to her significant other and friendly to her friends, she will always listen to you and always be the shoulder to cry on

Girls callled Alarna are BEAUTIFUL, sexy, georgouse, kind, down to earth, perfect, talented, friendly, bubbly and fun

‘I met this awesome girl last night, I think her name was Alarna’

‘Bro you have to treasure her like a jewel,
Alarnas are always good lovers’

by Human potato March 23, 2019