Alberth 

A unique way to spell "Albert" This man has unfairly received a bad rap for situations beyond his control. Quiet, calm, funny, empathetic, and amazing at Super Smash Bros. If you meet a wild Alberth out in the field, try offering him free food and expect to become friends INSTANTLY.

Man: Hey, did you read that inaccurate definition of Alberth made in 2009?
Woman: Yeah, that person must have been SUPER salty about something smh.

Alberth by Bla1 November 17, 2016

albertane 

The word albertane comes from the latin word alabertanamus which means large and important, just kidding! the word albertane comes from the song "Man from Milwaukee." The song is about an alien from Mars who lives in the capital city of Mars Albertane. See you on Albertane the show i mean.

i come from the planet albertane

albertane by jess May 14, 2004

Prince Albert Piercing 

A body-piercing of the penis, in which a metal ring (which begins almost straight and is later bent, with pliers, into a round shape) of various compositions (some are Sterling Silver, some Gold, some Surgical Stainless Steel) and various circumferences (ranging from that of a U.S. dime to that of a U.S. quarter), is installed in the penis. The entry point is the frenulum (which is that part of the penis located just behind the area where the glans tapers up), and the exit point is the urethra (from which urine and semen flow). When performed by a competent Piercer, it's installation produces excruciating pain, but only of a second's duration. If you're contemplating getting one, insist on the Piercer's License, as to prevent contracting a STD.

Yeah. But the bad news is that because he had this "Prince Albert Piercing," he has to wear a Tampax in his undies for the next week, as there is residual bleeding from the proceedure for a short time.

Prince Albert Piercing by acrobat19129 July 11, 2010

Dirty Alberto 

The art of sticking your large toe in a girls buthole and making her suck it afterwards.

I gave that Fattie a Dirty Alberto.

Dirty Alberto by Greg Ross November 21, 2006

albert pujols 

Talented and hardworking first basemen for the st. louis cardinals from the Dominican Republic.

Albert Pujols is DAMN FINE!

albert pujols by wrightfullyyours August 19, 2006

Marv Albert 

Adjective meaning crazy with rage, possessed of blind fury, going "medieval." Also used in sexual situations to describe kinky, rough sex.

Store clerk: "I'm sorry, we don't do exchanges without a reciept."
Customer: "Bitch, I'm about to go Marv Albert on yo' ass!"

Marv Albert by rancidmonkey May 26, 2003

Albertan mullet

The hairstyle of choice for your typical plaid and trucker hat wearing Albertan adolescent.

Ryan Smyth, anyone from the movie FUBAR: The Movie.

"That kid's got one hell of an Albertan mullet"

Albertan mullet by booze? January 11, 2009