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Absolute spice

That lass looks absolute spice
by Absolute spice January 5, 2018
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Absolute Croissant

A less harsh way of insulting someone by using food as cover to your overly attached persona to swear words.
Person 1: "I think the moon landing was faked"
You: "Please shut your face, you absolute croissant"
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Absolute Unit

"Yo, have you seen that guy that just tears apart demons?"

"You mean Doom Guy? He's an absolute unit."
by Pesto_the_1 November 29, 2019
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Absolute veapon

When you've reached the pinnacle of physical and mental fitness. You're overall being is overwhelming to those around you. People question your existence to the point where they ask how do you do it?!

Too Strong.
Example 1:
Person 1 : You seen that guy over there lifting those weights
Person 2: Yeah there an absolute veapon

Example 2:
Person 1: Is he eating raw meat?
Person 2: Oo yeah he's an absolute veapon that's why!
by Aveapon72 March 2, 2020
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Absolute perfection

Someone or something that is perfect and Amazing to be with, look at, or experience.
by lllllllllly July 7, 2020
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absolute yarn

I met this bloke called Matt the other day, u have never heard so much absolute yarn in my life
by Kingyarn69 October 18, 2020
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Absolute cunt

A person who acts like Jim
by Dike1 April 25, 2023
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