you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen

when you do cool things in fallout new vegas

player: im going to kill all of the brotherhood of steel and ncr at the same time
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN
player: imma chug out of this sink so i dont waste a stimpack
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN

player: thank you game very non deathclaw of you
you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen

by mexicanfoxnigga March 10, 2021

treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain

Another way of saying "be nice to me". Said because in India, cows are worshipped as gods, and in Britain, cows are mistreated and are allowed to get hoof and mouth disease and mad cow disease.

Goliath: You're ugly and would only be good as food for the birds and wild animals!
David:Treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

a mediocrity from the suburbs

a) a woman who is the exact opposite of a goddess from Athens who is also so-so in terms of her bedroom skills.

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and your father a lumberjack, even plastic surgery won't help you look like Leonardo diCaprio or Brad Pitt.

by Sexydimma September 20, 2014

Drop a bomb from five foot up

In act in which one stands upon the toilet seat and proceeds to release a giant turd into the toilet. Amateurs make a large splash. Professionals make no splash. For some, this is better than sex.

"Dude! last night I want to drop a bomb from five foot up and it made no splash, but Granny was over."

by Bitticks February 1, 2008

a beating from the love truncheon

to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"

"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"

by Anonymous December 12, 2006

A kiss from the king

When taking a crap on the toilet a bit of water splashes up and touches your butthole.

Hey man i just dropped a big turd and got a kiss from the king.

by big whit January 10, 2010

getting a length from

By using the idea that a manhood has 'length', then this unit of measurement can be used to describe the act of sexual intercourse in terms of the number of 'lengths' used in the act.
To 'get a length from' someone would be receiving sexual action.
this can be expanded to getting yards based on the fact that most lengths are measured in inches.

"I've been getting a length from that hot bloke I met at the nightclub last week"

"did you hear that Susan has been getting a length from Tom?"

by wazgilbert May 4, 2008