McDonalds Salad

The act of smoking pubes through your girls ass. You can also smoke weed in the girls ass like you would do with the salad being the weed or the pubes. You can put your penis in her mouth or asshole to resemble the chicken in the salad. Cumming in her ass could also be an action to represent the salad dressing like ranch or buttermilk dressing.

I ordered a McDonalds salad in the bedroom. She never saw it coming as I ate my salad out of her asscrack.

by AN0SEater March 16, 2020

Ranchy Salad

When a guy ejaculates into a girl's pubes

Husband: Hey honey whats for dinner?
Wife: I don't know about dinner, but how about a ranchy salad for an appetizer

by BonerCoveredInShit March 20, 2010

blandy salad

When a girl puts lettuce on your dick and then performs a blandy, good ones often contain some kind of salad dressing.

My girl was given me such a good blandy salad last night, I just had to go eat some salad after

by Meehoy Neehoy March 16, 2015

Chilli Salad

A Rim job given directly after a shit is taken. Also called a "Wendy's value menu special"

her face looked tan after giving me that chilli salad

by Autumn Beller September 27, 2009

Planet Salad

The place where dreamer's on hallucinogenic drugs go.

Guy 1: Hey Schutzy, how are you wdc?
Guy 2: He's not with us dude. He boarded the acid-ship to Planet Salad 40 minutes ago and he won't be back for a while.

by john_witten January 4, 2012

crap salad

when a dj cant mix two tracks together, let alone mixing a salad... therefore: crap salad = crap set.

PARIS : That was a shit mix...

JAE : yeah, that dj couldnt mix a salad...

PARIS : unless it was a crap salad.....

------------------------ 30 mins later ------------------------

*dj plays shit mix*

PARIS : WTF was that?

JAE : Crap salad.

by JPG.PP July 23, 2010

Gorilla Salad

1. A thick, course public bush reminiscent of the jet black hair of the eastern mountain gorilla (G. beringei beringei).

2. Professional ice hockey player and all around mouth-breathing dick-clown Daniel Carcillo.

Chicago Blackhawks forward Dan "Gorilla Salad" Carcillo has been suspended indefinitely, pending an in-person hearing with the NHL's Department of Player Safety regarding an act of aggravated stupidity.

by Tankho February 26, 2013