4Chan500

A rival to Fortune 500 Companies and the S&P 500 alike. A utility-reflection token on the BSC network that dishes out wagie work wages faster than the flip of a Big Mac patty, and pumps green dildos faster than a pedophile billionaire's wrist. A token that's taken 4Chan by storm and soon will dominate plebbit and normie circles.

Anon: Is life worth it slaving away for pennies or is it better to just rope?

4Chan500 tycoon: just invest in 4Chan500 and you'll be able to buy a mistress to rope you

by Cocknballsack November 15, 2021

4chins

A term used to make fun of the imageboard site, 4chan. The name implies that all 4chan users do nothing but sit on their asses gawking at porn, posting garbage on /b/, scrolling through 4chan and obsessing over nerdy topics like "vidya", board games, anime, etc., all of whom becoming obese because of it.
This day in age, the term is used now more than ever due to what 4chan has become: a cesspool of children who think they're cool for posting shit on /b/, porn fappers, and autistic males who obsess over one topic.

Lol, I can't believe that Jon still goes on 4chins. No wonder he has gained so much weight.

by thisplacesucksass February 14, 2015

4chanfag

Someone who obviously uses 4chan, but takes up another step by using terms in everyday life. Call itself Anon on a test. Calling people Newfags. Racism is also abundant. usually spells words the internet way, as in, who they sound. Most people can never figure out what this creature is, not to mention welcome it.

"Billy stop being a Newfag"

"What?"

"GTFO nao!"

"Oh, so you're a 4chanfag!"

by Garrence April 1, 2010

4channel

a softer version of 4chan.

"Woah! This 4chan page is sure fun! But i fucking hate porn!"
"Lol just use 4channel"
"Tanks"

by Fgyjt March 16, 2022

4chon

An internet site famous for it's /new/ section.

Often occupied by JIDF, tripfags, ashkenazi's, FBI, CIA, and Mossad agents pretending to be white nationalists.

Jewish owned site that was created when Jews began infighting on /pol/ and then a watercaust occured sending a divide even moses could not fathom.

I got on 4chon today and learned 6 trillion Jews died in the Holohoax.

by Sheeeit2 July 9, 2012

4char

What people say on message boards when their simple, single word or emoticon post doesn't have the minimum number of characters for the board to accept it, which is usually 4.

Similar to copying and pasting the error message to meet the minimum character requirement.

Has nothing do do with 4chan.

Forumer 1:
Can you eat bees?

Forumer 2:
No.

4char

by CSDragon April 28, 2011

4chanitis

A disease which completely takes over the lives of the victims by making them lurk on 4chan for hours on end everyday. It is usually contracted once an otherwise intelligent and responsible human being is called a newfag too many times, gets butthurt and then decides to look up 4chan lingo on urban dictionary in an effort to try and make himself look like an oldfag on the message boards. Sadly, they are usually found out, get butthurt again and leave /b/ crying, only to return again tomorrow.

Greg: Have you seen Tom lately? He looks like s**t and he's always muttering about something called /b/.
Jerry: Yeah man, he's got 4chanitis.
Alec: What a newfag.

by SuperStoner13 February 7, 2010