Shart 

The act of farting that will cause you to shit a wee bit of that massive terd you felt slithering through your intestines for days. When you shart there is no going back. You will forever be changed by the sheer amount of "oh fuck!" going through your mind.

You: Dude those .89$ burritos were fucking delicious. Thats gonna be a epic shit.

Your fat greasy friend: *gurgle* hahah

*3 days later*

You: Dude I gotta fart

Your ass: *gurgle*

Your soul dies because of the shart.

Shart by Theshartman April 8, 2010

Sharting 

When you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy turd bubble.

Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I felt a fart coming on the other day, and uh... Well little did I know it was a juicy 'lil turd bubble. It was horrifying"

--Person 2:"Ya I hate when then happens. Did you know that it's called sharting?"

Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"
When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.

Sharting by BradS January 5, 2007

shart 

When you releive a gas bubble, and realize your in whole mess of trouble. (literally) see chocolate pudding.

I was taking a nap with my girlfriend and sharted, she is no longer my girlfriend. Advice, don't nap and shart.

shart by DJ DEpends September 12, 2008

shartattack 

when someone freaks out so much for some reason that they shart in their pants leaving it all soggy.

Dude when that bus almost hit me i had a major shartattack, i got to go home.

shartattack by shartattack December 30, 2006

shart 

Anal counterpart to a French kiss.

Monsieur Raggou: Who can see my shart? Here be my doublet come close, my coat come over all dat, den who de devil see my shart? For vat sall me have a shart, when nobody see my shart?
--John Lacy, The Old Troop, before 1665

shart by Michael Zeleny June 23, 2008

man shorts

guy shorts that girls wear, only cool when authentic (IE bought in the guys department or stolen from a boyfriend or something). mad comfortable, makes me not wanna wear female shorts anymore.

i bought new man shorts at the mall last week, and people were looking at me kinda funny when they saw me browsing the guy's department. man shorts rock!!!

man shorts by rainynights447 August 30, 2005

shart 

Leakage which occurs when you have too much Taco Bell and you try to release some of the pressure.

Lisa let a big shart loose in the back seat of Alyssa's Prius.

shart by SICATCHALUP February 19, 2011