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Male sausage 

Male sausage by Daveseaman cum April 23, 2019

Schlitterbahn Sausage 

When you wrap your mattress in a giant plastic tarp or cover, slather it with bodily fluids and feces, then slide across it like a Slip 'N' Slide.
Susan and I are going to stay in tonight and have a Schlitterbahn Sausage party.

Street Sausage 

street sausage is :
1) a sausage such as a hot dog or hot sausage found in the street from a vendor or from the ground

2)male genitalia that is often whorish in nature and would be better off on the streets
3) an insult which is used when no other insult seems suiting
Example 1: Friend 1: Wow that street sausage was amazing, I hope that rat drops some more tomorrow!
Friend 2: Not sure which street sausage you were eating but that vendor was selling some mad street sausage
Example 2: Girl Friend: Wow Carly, Ted's so gross, he may as well have a street sausage
Example 3: You ain't nothing more than a street sausage!

Blood sausage 

A Penis that has been broken Via rough intercourse usually positions such as doggy style which has caused the penis to become red,sore and begin bleeding due to the burst blood vessels.
The name "Blood sausage" was used when the pictures of the broken penis were posted on the internet but needed censor picture for those who were not prepared to see it.
Don't go at it too roughly now or you might end up with a blood sausage.

Cumberland Sausage 

A type of sausage. The good sausage (not as good as Richmond) although it is still pretty decent. Demolished by ones self and the YouTube sensation himself, Callums Corner

Big sausage pizza 

Big sausage pizza blows mad Os
Big sausage pizza by Carl42069 September 25, 2019