Desmond the moon bear

The best character in the asdf movie

How did I get here? quoted by desmond the moon bear

by anonymous March 9, 2023

moon ring

Someone's butthole with a sweaty ring of poo residue around it.

She loves it when I rub her moon ring from behind.

by WillDiggity November 30, 2016

by the moon and the stars in the sky

When you make a promise that you can NEVER break

Man 1: hey bro can I tell you something?
Man 2: sure!
Man 1: ok but don’t tell anyone.
Man 2: I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky I will tell not a soul

by Ballstickler October 7, 2023

Ultra-moon

The act of a full-front 'moon' instead of a regular moon of a persons buttocks.

Tyler decided that a moon wasn't enough, he needed to go full Ultra-moon and show his penis and balls instead of his butt.

by Californiaboy73 September 17, 2020

Moon Gooning

When you go and behead a buffalo and goon on it at night usually overseen by a licensed Jelcker

Me and the boys went moon gooning last Wednesday.

by TrashSamaUwU December 20, 2023

hex the moon

slang for bleaching one's asshole

"Jessica helped me hex the moon last night, she's so sweet, my boo will love it"

by schizowingism July 20, 2020

moon shroom

A shroom on the moon

This fucker looks like a moon shroom with his bubble ass

by Gageaurandboii April 18, 2017