Fat Dyke Chick 

A female who is obese, and enjoys the company of other women. A common characteristic of this "species", if you could call them that, is that they tend to narc to the police on people for no good reason.

Fat Dyke Chick just called the cops! God I hate jordan.

Fat Dyke Chick by sweet at life September 7, 2008

fat joe 

The worst rapper that I have ever seen. He looks like a mexican/black/asian/gorilla. He needs to lay off of the Big Macs.

Fat Joe is a fat gorilla who sucks at rapping.

fat joe by MikeyMo August 14, 2006

fat mans charm 

The Art or talent of being a complete fatty, and still being able to whoo, white women, and bump they heads,

Originating in 1996, the act usually consists of being a fat shit, but using all of his exterior sensory modes to convince stellar, non fat bitches, to hop in the sack with him.

(person 1) Yo, did you hear Jon bagged "so and so" ?,

(person 2) hooo, ya damn right, he be bringing that fat mans charm, and they can't contain themself.

fat mans charm by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

fat fuck 

A digusting mix of FAT & stupidity!

My dead ex-husband Andy N. was a fat fuck

fat fuck by poophole123 April 16, 2007

fat pussy energy (FPE)

the equivalent for BDE (big dick energy) for ppl w pussies

"do i have a BDE?" Sarah asked her friends.
"gurl u gotta FPE!!!!!" they answered

"wtf is tht" she asked
"fat pussy energy mami. Fat Pussy Energy (FPE) is the equivalent for BDE (big dick energy) for ppl w pussies!!!" they exclaimed

fat pussy energy (FPE) by LITTLEBITCH6969 June 29, 2018

fat jessie

When a guy is in the mood for sex and his girl is either not in the mood, or on the rag. He waits for her to fall asleep then busts a load on her leg while she is sleeping and leaves the load there for the rest of the night.

I was so horny last night, but Kelly started her period earlier that day. So i just gave her a fat jessie.

fat jessie by Dan Hodges September 1, 2008

fat knot

Slang for a tie that is worn with a Full Windsor Knot

Michael Irvin rocks the fat knot on Monday Night Countdown.

fat knot by Corbinator October 31, 2006