The thing that all dream stans, 2+ hours on a day twitter users, homophobes, tiktok users, karens and her kids have.
Mostly caused by lead in the air, fatherless childhood and using cigarettes, alcohol and drugs durring pregnancy.
If they are man and have a symptoms from above. they probably never had a touch of a woman that wasn't their mother.
And if they're a woman, they're actually a goblin in disguise.

Person1: Are you a twitter user?
Person2: Yea?
Person1: How long per day?
Person2: 23 hours.
Person1: Alright, so you have brain damage!

Brain damage by Mean-bean-machine May 17, 2022

Brainal

Its like anal but in the nose. Yes, you need a small dick. It was first discovered with a blowjob going wrong, but its when the penis penetrates through the nose

Brian: Hey babby girl, have you ever done brainal?
Janet: Yessss, finially somebody wants to do it. How big is your dick?
Brian: 1.5 inch.
Janet: get prepared for the best brainial of your life

Brainal by DarknezzXUnknown June 13, 2022

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Brain

What you guys don't have

BRAIN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BLOWJOBS AND SHIT!!! IT'S A HUMAN ORGAN THAT HEPLS US THINK, REMEMBER, MEMORIZE, MOVE OUR MUSCLES ETC. NEXT TIME YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A SEXUAL DEFINITION OF EARTH??? YOU GUYS ARE BETTER THAN THIS AND NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO DEAL WITH SEX!!!

Brain by ThatTrainAnimationH8er June 21, 2022

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