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Blue Smartie Syndrome 

Blue Smartie Syndrome (BSS) is caused by ingestion of the additives E128 and E133. Other additives can cause similar effect, though the previous are the most used as examples. These are colours (Red and Blue respectively) found in many sweets and processed foods in varying amounts. They are known to cause hyperactivity in children, which can lead to INAD or hyperactive behaviour. Hence, it is extremely unwise to give smarties to hyperactive children, unless you want to prize them off of next door's TV aerial.
"What? Two BOXES? That's enough sugar for them to have a high of several hours!"

blue clit 

when a girl needs to get laid and doesn't. The female equivalent of blue balls
"man, Eric and I haven't fucked in so long I have blue clit."
blue clit by tap dat January 27, 2008

blue balls 

what Papa Smurf always has
Fred Flintstone said to Barney Rubble, "I thought I had it bad, but Papa Smurf always has blue balls.
blue balls by Black Wolf December 28, 2005

Blue Girl 

Hella Good 1337 player on the online game Unreal tournament...especially the Rosebum RocketX server...known for playing well while under the influence of multiple narcotics
Elite UT Player Bluegirl

Blue Falcon

In the U.S. Army, someone that does not support the team or unit is said to not support their "buddies." Because of this, they are called "Buddy Fuckers," because they let down their buddies. Since such things are not considered polite in mixed company, people in the Army endeavored to come up with a similar two letter name to represent the term. Blue Falcon was a cartoon character from the Dynomutt cartoon series during the mid-1970s, a time when many of the people originating the term grew up. So, calling someone a Blue Falcon came to be a substitution to calling them a "Buddy Fucker."
Observing someone else keeping incorrect change where the person was given extra, a man in dressed in camouflage turns to his companion in camouflage and says: "He's a real Blue Falcon."
Blue Falcon by MilitaryMyths June 27, 2009

blue wings 

this is the act of going down on a dead chick.
I saw her cold lifeless corpse and knew it was time to receive my blue wings.
blue wings by chester August 6, 2003