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bandwidth hog

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a bitch on a LAN that has so many programs running on the internet that it slows the whole network down
Dude, stop being a bandwidth hog, I'm trying to check my email
by Mix Mastah Vlad October 6, 2003
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bandwidth nazi

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A person in the IT department that doesn't allow anyone onto the network for any reason (whether good or bad). Spends weeks on end getting his proxy server up so he can feel like a real IT department is under his fingertips. Also know to have packet sniffing software running 24/7 on his network to identify potential "spies" or "HaxOr$".
Often times this power trip is due to the fact that he/she has a small business penis and needs to grow into their role.
"We had some guests coming to our office and i had to tell them that our network was down for the day so they wouldn't ask to use our network to check email. Thanks Bandwith Nazi!"

"We had to hire some new employees and give the IT guy a day off. We needed to get them on the network and knew the bandwidth nazi would come full force with his bullshit blitzkrieg."
by Homer Jhay Simpson April 14, 2008
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Bandgang

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a rap group located in Detroit
have you herd the new song by Bandgang?
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Who doesn't understand what is band radio, ehh?
well mostly people don't know what is bandit radio
it's a song played in a game called S.T.A.L.K.E.R.:Clear Sky.
It's a lot used song by slavs/gopniks.
Ivan:*Turns on bandit radio*
Alexander:*Starts dancing and squatting*
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by montypark January 23, 2009
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This is when you are lucky enough to meet a woman who will do anything for bandera bread... So naturally, the bread is exchanged for sexual favors...
I just found out my girlfriend is so crazy about bandera bread, that the bandera bread sex trade is the next logical step to take 'cause she'll put out anytime I talk about going to Boston Pizza.
by Bog-man November 1, 2016
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bandanable

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a hot scenester guy with a bandana, or just a hot scenester guy in general.
named after a hot guy with a bandana at my school
damn. did you see that scenester guy? he's so bandanable
by paramorestarship February 12, 2008
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