gu suck yo muma/mada 

its wat jamaicans use to bout someone.it mesns ''go suck your mom or mothers pussy

leave mi alone and gu suck yo muma/mada

gu suck yo muma/mada by corey the jamaican June 10, 2011

Vampires Suck 

A movie that well... kind of sucked. Based on the previews, it really didn't look bad. Anything that has dancing werewolves and a spoof about some of those insane team Edward/Jacob fans can't be too bad, right? Wrong. This movie is only 80 minutes, but it feels much longer. The movie drags on, and the plot is just random. It has a few good moments that make you laugh, but for the most part, you just want it to end. It doesn't even matter if you love or hate Twilight. Both Twilight lovers and haters could have enjoyed this movie. Instead, lovers hate it because it doesn't even make sense, and haters hate it because it is a lame parody of Twilight. Overall, it is a complete waste of time and money. Enjoy.

Boy #1: "Vampires Suck? Isn't that the movie that makes fun of Twilight? I want to see it!"

Boy #2: "Yeah, well Vampires Suck sucks even more than Edward Cullen with a sippy cup of blood!"

Vampires Suck by craziness15 September 11, 2010

Boring as Suck 

Adj. A phrase describing a task that is particularly boring and cumbersome. Derived from the common feminine realization that "sucking a dick" is both a chore and boring. The likely origin is the phrase, "This is as boring as sucking a dick," but given the derogatory nature of such a statement, was shortened to be more discrete, for use in situations where the word "dick" would be less than appropriate.

1. Girl, "My boyfriend pounded my vadge only missionary style all last night, it was boring as suck."
Friend, "That's too bad. My Boyfriend gave me a blackjack, it was great!"

Boring as Suck by The Scarlet Pimpernil January 27, 2009

You Suck Major Ass

When one does something really uncool

Shelby - I dont have to go to school tomorrow
Maddie - uhhh you suck Major ass

You Suck Major Ass by the madster November 26, 2007

teh huge suck 

Used to describe any person, place, situation or object which is not well-liked.

Chairy: "Man Globy, PeeWee is really pissing me off. I think I should eat him next time he sits on me".
Globy: "Yeah Chairy, PeeWee Herman is teh huge suck".

Amidon, North Dakota might as well sink into the face of the earth, as it is teh huge suck.

Ben: "Dude, I lost my car keys in your sister's vagina".
Sheamus: "Man, that's teh huge suck...WAIT, what the fuck? BASTARD!"

Any food product made by Mrs. Freshley's can easily be described as teh huge suck.

teh huge suck by Babies September 13, 2006

you suck 

A phrase that expresses disappointment, anger, frustration, or otherwise discontentment with the listener.

Person 1: Did you tell her I wanted to go out with her?
Person 2: Dude...I was going to, but I got sidetracked and ended up asking her out myself, then I kinda made her think you were a neo-Nazi.
Person 1: Aw, man, you suck!

Person 1 (after a test): Man, I totally failed that test. She totally told us the wrong stuff to study. It was really hard.
Person 2: No, it wasn't. You suck!

Meta Knight: You suck, Kirby.

you suck by Tez, a man February 5, 2010

i'm so bad i can suck my own dick 

the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.

sucker MCs really make me sick
i'm so bad i can suck my own dick
-LL Cool J

nice one.

i'm so bad i can suck my own dick by aludin May 18, 2007