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This is a song originally sang by The True Master himself. The True Master was feeling very festive, so he sung this song. Memers alike joined in and sung together.

This is the first line of the song, a spin on the classic ‘It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas’, originally sung by Johnny Mathis. The word ‘Christmas’ is altered to ‘Cringmas’ in order to attempt to inject some humour, a loved classic move from The True Master. The True Master unfortunately only sung the first line of the song, and I, myself, continued with ‘everywhere I dab’, in which The True Master laughed at and began to sing himself.
During form, where there is small amounts of chatter.
Suddenly, The True Master pipes up.
“It’s beginning to look a lot, like, Cringmas!”
Memers alike begin to laugh.
by .Mega December 19, 2019
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Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".
I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.
by C-Money666 January 15, 2020
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Hung Like a Brandon

1. Black down under
2. No, really, place. Like burned. Or dead.
Brandon: I'm black down under
IJ: That's gross, like its dead or something.
Onlooker: Wow, you must be hung like a brandon
by Brandon Zhang January 21, 2007
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A CABOOSE LIKE A MOOSE

Lakisha put the "b" in back; shit, she got a caboose like a moose...mutha-fuckin' thing has its own zip code!
by weave November 24, 2003
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arse like a renault megane

a huge bulbous arse that closely resembles the back of a renault megane.
look at that shes got an arse like a renault megane
by Cabe. January 18, 2009
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Fresh like Fergus

"Man, that suit is lookin' Fresh like Fergus on you!"
"That chick has a Miley Cyrus watch, so Fresh like Fergus."
by mynoduespcake September 10, 2009
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Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake

1. An unpleasant surprise.

2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.
"Ahoolah hoolah hoolah, aboolah boolah boolah! Look who's got front row seats to the Mexican hat-dance now, just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake!"

"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."
by Dr. Terpentine March 9, 2010
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