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Fart Salad 

To make a fart salad first you make a salad, but then you push your but together so it fits perfectly in the salad bowl, then you release some methane into the bowl. Now this is the tricky part! You got to have some cellophane ready, because you gotta hop off that bowl, whip around, and rap it up real quick all before the flavour gets out. If you have a second pair of hands this part can be made much easier. Then you shave it up a bit and just serve it as is! Trust me when they rip off that cellophane, they'll be getting it fresh.
Sanji: I made a fart salad with my mum yesterday you want to try it.
Jackson: Oooo yea, your mum's fart salads are the best!
Fart Salad by Trillby Malone March 7, 2020
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Fart nugget 

A fart nugget is went someone decides to fart mostly fat people on someone’s head while eating chicken nuggets then a fat log of shit comes out onto their face and they eat it
Fart nugget by Udontknowmeboi April 27, 2020

Fart Mohamad Sussy Balls 

A way of saying your suspicious when your name is Mohamad
Bro ur such a Fart Mohamad Sussy Balls

Fart dove 

When you fart into your hands and lovingly release it like a dove
"In response to your stupid argument, I offer you this fart dove..."

Fart Knocker 

A mean person. Some one not liked or hated. A butt-hole.
"I can't believe Chris Brown beat up Rhianna."
"Yeah, he's such a fart knocker!"
Fart Knocker by Kala Kapahala March 5, 2009

fart master 

One who outstinks all others in a fart contest.
The fart master had us all gasping for air.
fart master by Johnny May 18, 2003