Facebookitis

A disease in which facebook takes over your life and you cannot do anything anymore besides look at your friends pictures and write on their walls.

Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.

Teacher: Suzie, where is your homework?

Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis

Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?

Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
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by Tuhdumbum November 3, 2009

Facepalm

The act of placing ones palm on the front of their own face, mainly in disgust or from annoyance.

That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard! *facepalm*

by Timnus December 31, 2010

Fudge Facial

When attempting to fart in someones face with your pants down and accidently blow feces onto their face.

I tried to fart in Jenny's face last night but ended up giving her a fudge facial!

by Funmunke January 6, 2010

your mother's face

The worst of all insults, because it combines all the nostalgia of your mother with the ripping surrealist vibe of your face. Or something.

"u suck"
"ur mother"
"o ya well ur face"
"UR MOTHER'S FACE L0L0L0L0L0L R0X0R PWNED"

by junkyard prince October 14, 2003

rock your face

To impress, astound, or entertain someone. To "kick ass." The phrase has its origins in the Bon Jovi song "Wanted Dead or Alive," which contains the unintentionally funny line "I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked 'em all." The phrase was popularized by online humorist Seanbaby, whose website boasts "over 40 million faces rocked!" It seems Seanbaby heard the line in the Bon Jovi song, thought it was funny, and made it his own.

The phrase has since found its way into online dialogue, often used facetiously or ironically (similar to modern use of phrases like "stick it to the Man!"), due to the consciously silly nature of the phrase.

"I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked 'em all." --Bon Jovi
"Over 40 million faces rocked!" -- Seanbaby.com
"This action movie is great. It's gonna rock your face. Hard."

by The Huntsville Horror June 11, 2006

sideways smiley face

'sideways smiley face' or 'shrug face' using keyboard type ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . A way to express 'I don't know' or 'oh well'

Who wouldn't want a sideways smiley face tattoo? Reply: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by alideet August 5, 2016

Facebook Status Rape

The act of completely spamming a status, video and/or picture with comment so long that the observer must scroll multiple times, or take various minutes to comprehend the amount of rape. Also constitutes conversations between two or more people with an inadvertent spam.

dude, my friend Peter's status has over 100 comments, and his status was Peter is bored. He just got facebook status raped

by Haskoo February 10, 2009