Douche Nozzle 

Someone who drives towards you with their high beams on and doesn't turn them off as you get closer to them.

Dan: Wow look at this fuck head with his high beams on coming right at me.

Tone: Fucking Douche Nozzle.

Douche Nozzle by DOM TORRETO November 7, 2011

Douche Nozzle 

Adj: 1) A person who spouts forth douchebaggery like a hose sprays water. 2) A person who has nothing competent to add but useless drama or needless facts.

That girl is such a douche nozzle, all we hear is drama drama drama!

That guy is so full of himself, a real douche nozzle!

Douche Nozzle by Darth Wader January 26, 2012

Douche Canoe 

A douche who lives his whole life a canoe, drinking sea water and surviving on fish.

''Serhan your such a douche canoe''

Douche Canoe by SerhanBilalJames April 18, 2013

douche-kabob 

When your level of douchebaggery results in multiple servings to the people and world around you.

Ken is such a douche-kabob!

douche-kabob by ava27 November 12, 2013

douche bag 

a person that just uses that name because they dunno what it means

hey jery your a douche bag hahaha

douche bag by Anonymous October 15, 2003

douche-bottle 

A crack-whore who can provide no milk to her AIDs baby, not even tainted cracked-out milk.

Yo momma musta been a real douche-bottle shaniqua, I find out yo momma give me the hiv'a...

douche-bottle by Yuengling September 26, 2003

Douche McMuffin 

A person who is a true douche.

Hey you know that kid micah, shannon?

Yeah! he's SUCH a Douche McMuffin!

Douche McMuffin by Brittanae & Shannon January 12, 2008