Cheap-car-douche

Anybody who refuses to pay more then the bare minimum for a car so that whenever you buy a new car they can continually remind you that you overpaid. This also allows them to insinuate how hands on they are since they have to continually upkeep their POS.

“My brother in law Josh refuses to pay more then a $1,000 for a car so her can continually remind the family he hasn’t paid more then $1,000 for a car in years and that he works on his own cars. He’s a cheap-car-douche.”

by Sukudonym September 19, 2019

Die-in-a-car hot

Used to describe a person who is so good looking you would have sex with them in a car even if it meant dying immediately afterwards.

"She's hot."

"Yeah but she's not die-in-a-car hot,"

by DDoig1 August 27, 2019

Car Good Sleep

the good sleep you get in a car

isaiah had that car good sleep on the way to class

by Haevaof May 13, 2018

To get hot by a car

To have sexual intercourse with a car

"That guy loves to get hot by a car"

by hotbyacar May 5, 2018

Uncle Car Curtains

Someone who is not to be trusted, potentially dangerous.

"Stay the bollocks away from him, darling. He's well 'Uncle Car Curtains'".

by Jebadiah April 4, 2020

race car to the face

When someone motorboats a man's general jewel package. could also be followed by an excited "VROOOM!"

"Hey baby, how bout a lil race car to the face?"

by BrinkyBoo October 13, 2012

Bristol Car Wash

what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms

Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?

Bob: Yup.

by Shopping Cart Man July 31, 2013