Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.

Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.

by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023

stroking the inside of sampson dicks

stroking the inside sampson meet means tying the balls of someone who has a sampson dick and biting the balls this action has to be done by a femboy

My goth femboy got so horny he started stroking the inside of sampson dicks it felt so good he started quantum jelqing my porksword so i started donkey slonkey him.

by munting menace April 25, 2025

Rubber-nosed swamp donkey

Another name for a moose. Nickname derived from their very large muzzle, sometimes described as rubbery or leathery and their affinity for aquatic environments, where they often feed, and their large, somewhat ungainly, donkey-like appearance.

Dusty went hunting for deer and ended up face to face with a rubber-nosed swamp donkey.

by Dr. Robbert October 5, 2025

Get In My Swamp

When a man, preferably fat and blue collar, builds up some vile swamp ass, then goes home and with the confidence of Shrek himself, invites his poor unsuspecting wife into the bedroom where he then proceeds to pin her down and sit bare ass on her face

"invited the ole lady into my room last night to Get in my swamp, well happy to say the divorce is going well.

by Poopyboy3 January 10, 2026

Mr. Swamp

One of the many random names people that are bad at everything use,
People with names like these usually fail at everything and always want to win
arguments even tho they're wrong

Mr. Swamp: Yeah I totally rekt him there
Person 2: Uhm...didn't you lose?

by vivilex June 24, 2018

Keep working and shut that guy up or we'll turn off the food stamps

That's what the shutdown is really about.

Hym "It's a thinly veiled threat to the populous. 'Keep working and shut that guy up or we'll turn off the food stamps' that's what this is right here."

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025