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Goofy Suck 

When your partner gives you head so good it makes you stupid.
“Man I had this chick give me the Goofy Suck last night, and my IQ dropped 10 digits!”
Goofy Suck by George The Fox July 18, 2020
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Michigan Suck 

1. The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue.

2. To lick and/or kiss the anus of a sexual partner in order to stimulate pleasure.
“Did you hear? Caleb gave Allie the Michigan Suck in 2016.”
Michigan Suck by Savineaj94 April 6, 2021

National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day 

Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick
"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

violently gargles on his dick

Classy butt suck

The act of a male dressing up in a tuxedo filled with ranch and putting a vacuum nozzle up a females anus until she screams, “OH DADDY THATS ONE CLASSY ASS BUTT SUCK” as a safe word before her intestines are sucked up by the vacuum.
YO Jason totally classy butt sucked me last night! Daddy’s gonna be mad about all the ranch in his bed tho

The ATF Can Suck My Dick 

This is just for the mug
Chad: Hey Kyle did you get the "The ATF Can Suck My Dick" mug?
Kyle: Fuck ya i got that mug!

you all suck 

Something you might hear or read when you play team based online games and one elitist player thereon feels his team doesn't play well.
you all suck by Dogtag21 September 5, 2016