Jam

Jam is so nice and sweet! I wish I where him, he’s amazing! Jam makes everyone happy.

Look how perfect Jam is.

by Jamfan November 21, 2021

traffic jammed

Getting stuck in traffic.
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traffic jam
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Traffic-Jammed

Person: Sorry I'm late, I got traffic jammed on the way to work.
Coworker: It happens.

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 June 27, 2021

jammed

another way of saying “you fucked up” or “you flopped”

“you jammed so bad “
“that account isn’t me so you jammed try again”

by iokhgg February 10, 2024

Damson jammed

Damson jammed is a statement used when a female is aroused or when her pussy is throbbing.

*Brandon sends video*
Cerys: “oh daddy, I’m damson jammed.”

Brandon: wtf does that mean hahahaha
Cerys: secret
Brandon: google did not help me what a fat twat *gay ass pic of Theo pikachu*

by Pussywigga February 1, 2019

Smashed my jam

When someone skips a song you love

What the fuck? You smashed my jam

by TwigIdentity September 19, 2018

Jazz jam

When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.

Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam

Mother: Not again! John get over here!

John: I’ve got this

Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?

John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.

by I didn’t write this definition November 15, 2019

puke jam

What the backup band members play when the lead singer stumbles off-stage to puke. May register both annoyance and epic heroism on the part of the remaining band members.

Even though Matthew Houck barely made it through his set, the rest of the band came through with a riotous puke jam that left the stage strewn with broken bottles, pools of whickey and an overturned drum set.

by houston-be-gone November 8, 2011