Fapburn

The term used when an excessive masturbator whom knows no bounds creates so much friction between his hand and his member that his palm burns.

John: Oww, my hand still hurts from yesterday..
Bill: What happened?
John: I got fapburn..
Bill: You should probably masturbate slower, or even better, less.

by Fantastical Fapperisms November 20, 2009

fapa

Fat around pussy area

That girl has fapa

by Granny August 8, 2003

Fapstronaut

An astronaut sent into space with the specific goal of avidly masturbating in outer space. Fapstronauts are equipped with a revolutionary space suit design in which one arm hole(the masturbation hand) is permanently connected to the area located near the zero gravity genitalia. Fapstronauts often exist to fulfill life long dreams, or strange fetishes. These humans are not endorsed by NASA or any other space-bound company

"Incredible, Zach is the most ferocious masturbator to ever enlist in the Fapstronaut program"
"Wow, youre right, he must masturbate at least seven times per day"

by pretzelsoup May 24, 2015

Faptop

Using your laptop to shield an erection when another person walks in on a fap session.

Bill used his faptop so his mom wouldn't realizing he was playing with himself in bed.

by Joe Zakelj January 11, 2011

Fapcastic

An expression used to point out how un-fap worthy someone or something is

John: Check out Jenni's ass in those jeans *fap fap fap*

Bob: Gross! She's the size of a small African village

John: I was being fapcastic

by Bob the Goldfish December 22, 2008

faptard

a fat, retarded & disgusting man.

meatloaf or Marlon Brando

by unclekenny August 21, 2003

faps

A petty, obnoxious, person who is often homosexual.

1. George is flirted with Tom and his being a huge faps.
2. George is a faps. He kept telling me to change the channel to figure skating while I was trying watch the Super Bowl.

by James W. Ricardo December 15, 2007