Brown trouser Monday 

The anxiety and pressure one feels before beginning work or at work on the Monday back after a holiday or weekend. This could be at school or in the workplace.

Joe: did you get that work in?

Paul: no, I had a “brown trouser Monday”

Brown trouser Monday by DingleDog August 4, 2020

Brown Teddy Anni 

Brown Teddy Anniversary is the anal sex milestone of the relationship

Hey baby I look forward to some of that Brown Teddy Anni action

Brown Teddy Anni by Oscar63 September 12, 2020

Brown Teddy Anni 

Brown Teddy Anniversary is the anal sex milestone of the relationship

Hey baby I look forward to some of that Brown Teddy Anni action

Brown Teddy Anni by Oscar63 September 12, 2020

Brown Teddy Anni 

Brown Teddy Anniversary is the anal sex milestone of the relationship

Hey baby I look forward to some of that Brown Teddy Anni action

Brown Teddy Anni by Oscar63 September 12, 2020

Brown calvin 

When you are having anal sex, and it goes wrong, and you get shit on your nob, and inevitably on your boxers.

Was with a woman last night and she gave me a brown Calvin.

Brown calvin by D4ymo84 September 16, 2020

Brown Credit Card 

Taking your hand, in a Karate Chop position, and swiping it between someone's butt cheeks.

Bimmy: Hey! Why did you just swipe my ass with your hand?!!!
Jimmy: It's called a Brown Credit Card, bro!

Brown Credit Card by IMissTheInternet September 19, 2020

Brown eye of a shitstorm 

The brief calm one feels between episodes of personal chaos.

Found out yesterday my mistress is pregnant. My wife will probably find out tomorrow on Facebook. So today I’m just gonna get drunk and try to take advantage of the brown eye of a shitstorm.

Brown eye of a shitstorm by James Jessenfedden October 23, 2020