wake and bake

Can also be used as a noun: A person who wakes and bakes on a regular basis, gets high a lot, is almost always high.

Person 1: That new boy in our class is so cute!
Person 2: Aye! But don't waste your time, I have heard that he is a wake and bake.

by CLS 8888 October 3, 2016

baked chicken

When the fenale is on all fours knees and elbows bent while wearing ankle socks and primed for rear entry.

I turned Suzie over into the baked chicken and crammed my rod in her ass!!!

by Stinky Pete September 27, 2003

Baked Alaska

The is a delicious treat given to ones loved one. It’s when you poop in a dixi cup, jerk off into that dixi cup and then freeze the treat for your significant other.

Last night I gave my girl “baked Alaska”, when I told her she cried and said “I love”! I think I’m gonna marry her!!

by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021

fake bakery

A place that you believe to be a bakery, but upon arrival you find out that it is not.

Girlfriend: Did you pick up the baked good from that bakery we saw on the way home?

You: Nope turned out it was a fake bakery.

by Neipo July 22, 2010

bakeage

marijuana brownie or any kind of 'baked' cake with weed in it.

Once in awhile I'll partake in some bakeage.

by Bobby Gallo January 13, 2008

baked cooter

sun-burnt vagina

"She laid out on the beach way too long. She took off her suit and had a baked cooter."

by King.Key August 20, 2009

Baerista

A very attractive barista, one who goes the extra mile with that drizzle or whipped cream that has you feeling some type of way l

Baerista put extra drizzle in my caramel macchiato. I better get his number.

by doucheski September 5, 2015