John went to the bathroom at night, sat down to do his thing and realised, there is no toilet paper, John has taken a blind shit.
by Jarvisen January 15, 2016
Get the blind shitmug. When a person, place, thing, or idea sucks so bad that it is completely intolerable. You can think of the term "rate-shit" as giving a rating or score to something that sucks so bad, that it cant possibly fit anywhere on a scale of 1 to 10.
example 1- I tried to sharpen this pencil, but the lead keeps breaking and falling out. This pencil is rate-shit.
example 2- My friend, Kyle Martin, had a rate-shit invention idea for a futuristic DVD player.
example 3- The state Montana, found in the northern region of the United States of America, is rate-shit.
example 2- My friend, Kyle Martin, had a rate-shit invention idea for a futuristic DVD player.
example 3- The state Montana, found in the northern region of the United States of America, is rate-shit.
by Curtis Maximus October 25, 2009
Get the rate-shitmug. During the 2001 World Series, Game 4. Yankees Vs. Diamondbacks. Diamondbacks lead by two runs, bottom of the ninth, two outs. One man on. Tieing run at the plate.
Boy 1: Yo, callin' this right here. Tino knocks one out of the park. I feel it yo.
Boy 2: Get the fuck out of here. That shits never gonna happen yo.
Tino goes long.
Boy 1: Holy shit! what'd i tell you.
Boy 2: Fuck dude, shit's silly right there, shit is fucking silly.
Boy 1: Yo, callin' this right here. Tino knocks one out of the park. I feel it yo.
Boy 2: Get the fuck out of here. That shits never gonna happen yo.
Tino goes long.
Boy 1: Holy shit! what'd i tell you.
Boy 2: Fuck dude, shit's silly right there, shit is fucking silly.
by Pensky May 17, 2006
Get the Shit's Sillymug. Shit that is irregular, misshapen, out of order, not timely, unconventional, mysterious, non sensible, bass akwards or generally fucked up. May also be a descriptive term for a feces produced after consuming a vegetarian omelette MRE.
by Diamond Dave 55 May 29, 2017
Get the unorthodox shitmug. by B_Landie September 21, 2010
Get the Smirnoff Shitsmug. It's a verb for when you're totally bullshitting something, making it up as you go along, winging it, it's a fail, etc.
Person A: Man, this test is hard as fuck!
Person B: Yeah, I know Imma just have to cop a shit.
OR
Girlfriend: Do you think this top makes me look fat?
Boyfriend: Uhhh... (to self) I'm totally copping a shit.... (outloud) No, of course not! Pffff, no!
OR
Teacher: What's the contrapositive of the inverse statement?
Student: Hmm.... (totally copping a shit) There's no such thing??
Person B: Yeah, I know Imma just have to cop a shit.
OR
Girlfriend: Do you think this top makes me look fat?
Boyfriend: Uhhh... (to self) I'm totally copping a shit.... (outloud) No, of course not! Pffff, no!
OR
Teacher: What's the contrapositive of the inverse statement?
Student: Hmm.... (totally copping a shit) There's no such thing??
by purple_swagger March 1, 2012
Get the cop a shitmug. The aroma that arises when one attempts to cover up the stench of a bowel movement with fruity scented air freshener.
by SuperMadScientist December 25, 2011
Get the Shit Cobblermug.