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Certified Frieza Moment 

A certified Frieza moment is when, you conquer a group of people, a nation, a world, or a universe. Its a example of taking the W
Yo, I heard you conquered the southern galaxy, thats a Certified Frieza moment

Warren O' Doherty Moment 

When someone says something so stupid they have to explain it and yet still nobody understands it, that's known as a "Warren O' doherty Moment"
Warren: you have a face like a lizard

Me: what?
Warren: your face looks like a lizard because of your eyes.
Me: what? God that's such a Warren O' Doherty Moment .

Gay Moment in Mathematics 

When a math educator is thrilled to discover that some his fellow mathematical brethren are also gay—what a relief for him to stop feeling like an odd in a sea of evens.
Since Dave experienced his gay moment in mathematics last summer, he's been invited by his fellow mathematicians to speak at their clandestinely held "Gay Topology" conference.

the awkward moment when... 

How you start you sentence when you're about to recall an event or occurence that was funny, embarassing or awkward. Usually the moment you are recalling is something that has embarassed many.
the awkward moment when... you fart during a business conference and try to cover it up with a cough, but realise immediately and without need to confer, that everyone around you knows you just farted.

The awkward moment when... you make a black joke seconds before realising you are standing next to a black guy.

The awkward moment when... you say bye to someone then you both continue walking in the same direction.

Pussy moment 

When A Guy Is Sad Over A Girl
Man Nigga Stop Having A Pussy Moment.
Pussy moment by Kikikikiki June 13, 2008

DON KING MOMENT 

Many talented people are very smart and good at what they do.Unfortunately they're very dumb about everything else...especially money.Don King knows this about fighters when he walks them into a conference room...has an assistant
open a briefcase with 100grand in it...and tells the fighter it's his as an advance for signing on with him.You've never seen that much money before.Of course-as your career takes off-you begin to realize that his "management fees" make the taxes look small.This does'nt just happen to atheletes.
Bill Gates...or Terry Semel...or Barry Diller...wants to "take a meeting"with you.He offers you 100 million for your company ...and "total control" before you even sit down. You try to avoid choking on your coffee.All those years in your cubicle at 80 grand a year.Of course you bite...and watch helplessly as you find that "total control" means you can leave work early on Friday.His henchmen then take your baby and turn it into a multi-billion dollar market leader...or more likely destroy
it before it destroys them.Classic DON KING MOMENT.
DON KING MOMENT by L.MARTIN February 3, 2006