humangaloid 

One who is obviously a fat ass. Also used a pet name for your signifacant other if you want to joke about their weight and make them insecure.

#1. Did you see that chick? She was a total humangaloid.
#2. I love you my humangaloid. I love you to my little Crisco.

humangaloid by Little One or Pigeon July 20, 2008

Human V-Rung 

A phrase created to define the shape made by inserting two penises into a woman's mouth at an offset angle during a threesome.

Mike: "She said, 'You wanna get naked?', and my boy and I were like, 'Pfff, fuck yeah!' Then we made a Human V-Rung and I took a picture on my cell phone!"

Human V-Rung by SlickMaple October 12, 2008

humanourous 

The humourous attribute of humanity.

You can find the humanourous side of all cultures when speaking with their local taxi drivers.
Or - Lets take a humanourous look at India.
Of - You can judge the humanourous level of a culture by their jokes.

humanourous by Smousley October 20, 2008

Human Resource Officer

Someone by the name of xKSIxMELEE who can be contacted by fellow members of Force Brigade.

FHG Brainster should give this postion to such person.

Human Resource Officer begins with,"lets talk about your feelings".

Human Resource Officer by brainster August 2, 2009

human fly disease

The condition that a human fly suffers from.

Damn, you'd think she'd leave me alone after I rejected her 10 years ago.

Maybe she has human fly disease?

human fly disease by humanflymagnet February 8, 2010

humanophagous 

man-eating; hominivorous.

Tigers are humanophagous animals.

humanophagous by uttam maharjan September 7, 2010

Human Suitcase 

A midget on rollerskates wearing all your clothes while pulled by a string.

I saw my first human suitcase at the airport

Human Suitcase by jasonswestern March 1, 2011