Tit Soup

When a girl has oversized boobs that continuously loose to gravity.
Her boobs resemble liquid when they jiggle about.

Person A: Look at that fat chick you got with. Her boobs must've been huge!
Person B: Nah, it was more like tit soup.

A: Yo! How were Katie M's tits?
W: Tit soup man tit soup.

by Pablo R April 21, 2011

Clock Tits

Tits as round as a clock

Dammnnnnn bitch! those are some clock tits

by Dicker Mcsniff April 26, 2017

Pineapple Tits

Fat fucking tits, like you would see on a tribal fat fuck head hunter...sumo tits with a droopy mass comming to a point at the nipple.

Pineapple tits are big saggy and ugly flabby tits. They are characterized by the nipple coming to a point, like the texture of a pinaepple.

by akareefkeeper September 15, 2015

swivel tits

(swiv-uhl tits)
-noun

1. A decorative pair of ceramic birds mounted on a rotating platform.

2. Unsightly pendulous sagging breasts often due to the combination of gravity and aging.

"You'll never believe what I picked up from the garage sale. Look, swivel tits!"

"Don't go in there! There is an old lady prancing around naked in the locker room. I just saw her swivel tits, and now I am scarred for life..."

by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010

snoopy tit

Tits that resemble a cartoon snout

It was difficult to walk by that girl without brushing up against her snoopy tit

by DJ Waldito December 9, 2008

Whoppa Tits

The result of two malted milk balls (such as the candy "Whoppers") which have been stuck together to form what looks like a pair of malted milk tits.

"Oh my gosh, Dan! I left my Whoppers out in the sun, they hardened, and now I have a fresh pair of Whoppa Tits!"

by shamussss January 2, 2010

chilly as tits

"nip"pyness; weather outside

Damn bitch, it's "chilly as tits" out here!

by KCOCK AND SAMLEW May 11, 2008