2 definitions by Slim Shady Lady
When Sam walked over to the fridge to get himself a beer, he tripped over his cat and cracked his head on the coffee table, resulting in a Roy G. Biff.
by Slim Shady Lady March 2, 2011
When someone is absolutely owning or winning at something, they are said to be "cookin' tits." Usually exclaimed by hipsters pretending to be cool.
Hipster: Dude! I just got 7 different phone numbers from hot asian chicks over there!
Other Hipster: Holy shite! You're cookin' tits.
Other Hipster: Holy shite! You're cookin' tits.
by Slim Shady Lady May 3, 2011