seductive tits

when a male's chest hair spyrals to seduct the viewer, repulsive to most.

*Please note you must have man boobs to have 'seductive tits'*
wow Hermionie, did you ever noticed that Harry has seductive tits?
by sloncher May 31, 2010
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saggy gammons

abnormally large/slack labia.
shit dude, she had some badass saggy gammons, literally touching her knees!!!
by sloncher November 22, 2011
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