cookin' tits

When someone is absolutely owning or winning at something, they are said to be "cookin' tits." Usually exclaimed by hipsters pretending to be cool.

Hipster: Dude! I just got 7 different phone numbers from hot asian chicks over there!

Other Hipster: Holy shite! You're cookin' tits.

by Slim Shady Lady May 27, 2011

Suicide Tits

When a girl has ridiculous cleavage so that it looks as if her tits are about to jump out.

"Lea was wearing a very revealing top at the jungle party this weekend..."
-"yeah talk about suicide tits.."

by betterthankreuger November 9, 2010

Tit-Crack

similar to "butt-crack"

The split in boobs when shown cleavage.
Like a crack on a butt, butt crack.

Jatin: i need some pics to jack off to.

Parsh & Yash: any specifications?

Jatin: uh, it needs tit-cracks of girls in the middle school range.

Parsh & Yash: Roger.

by JatDizzle May 25, 2010

seductive tits

when a male's chest hair spyrals to seduct the viewer, repulsive to most.

*Please note you must have man boobs to have 'seductive tits'*

wow Hermionie, did you ever noticed that Harry has seductive tits?

by sloncher May 31, 2010

Tit-Bump

When a woman is running and her tits are so huge they smack her in the face! Funny to watch, but painful to eperience...

"Damn! OOOhhhh! That must have hurt! That bitch did a tit-bump!"

by DiamondGirl4567 April 16, 2009

tit hider

Someone with huge tits who is always trying to cover them up.

Eileen has whoppers for titties but she is so self conscious of them she becomes a tit hider by always wearing big baggy sweaters.

by Robert Cooper January 6, 2007

four-tits

Someone's girlfriend who is (either literally or metaphorically) a cow.

John's going out with Belinda, his four-tits, tonight. He really would be better off with a Charolais.

by Fearman December 28, 2007