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homemade smokes 

It is where you get all the old Butts with bits of tabbaco in them, then you put it all together and get a piece of paper and role it up and fucken smoke it and its fucken crazy shash.
Tommo:lets make a homemade smoke
Aaron:Aight
Tommo:(makes it)......PUFFFFFFFFFF.......hmmmmmmm crazy shash.

bum a smoke

To insert a lit cigarette in one's anus, and then fart with the intention of lighting the fart. Most often done with the lit end facing out, but can done lit end inside.

Originally a hazing ritual performed by British headmasters on boarding school students.
"Say, mate, can I bum a smoke?"
bum a smoke by A Nussbaum April 25, 2007

Smoke A Frankenstein

To smoke a page of Mary Shellys book "Frankenstein", with hedge leaves and tobacco.
1)Dude, That frankenstein is crazy! Roll me another!
2)Let's go smoke a frankenstein
Smoke A Frankenstein by Not_Callum September 17, 2005

on smoke 

Simply saying one is acting like they have been using something that puts off smoke that will intoxicate them.
Whoa...look at that stupid fuck, he must be on smoke.

You crazy? Are you on smoke?
on smoke by Justin Sanchez September 9, 2004

blow a smoke ring 

To "blow a smoke ring" is to overheat or overload electronic equipment, causing damage to the overheated component and associated system failure.
I sure yet, but it looks like a fan went south and the processor gagged. I hope it didn't blow a smoke ring.
blow a smoke ring by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
Word of the Day on August 20, 2006

smoke monkey bowl 

to suck dick.
monkey bowl: a dick
"u wanna go smoke monkey bowl after school" asked Cisco
smoke monkey bowl by ryan* January 31, 2008