Micheal Phelps

-Another name for a closet pothead.
-Someone who excelles in life and does not let word leak out that they smoke marijuana.

"Hey did you ask Jason if he'll actually smoke with us today?" "Yeah I did. But you know how he is, he's a Micheal Phelps.

by jabels91 February 12, 2009

Michael Scotch

A drink invented by Michael Scott of the television series, "The Office" (the NBC version). It is made of Splenda and scotch. Named by a few of us in British Columbia, Canada.

"Tastes like splenda, gets ya drunk like scotch" - Michael Scott on "The Michael Scotch".

by Initials LCM March 28, 2009

Shawn Michaels

The greatest wrestler ever. Period. He owns you. And he did not screw over Brett Hart damnit. It was Vince. It was all his fault.

Vince screwed Brett Hart. Not Shawn Michaels.

by NeverDeath_VMK January 19, 2005

micro dick

a small dick that makes you feel awkward as fuck!

homegirl: damb foo whats up with you and ziggy?? i heard you foos were hitting it off in the begining?? G-Eyes:hell no! foo! i thought he was cute at first but when i found out he was a lazy ass mamas boy i said chales and to top it off homeboy had a micro dick!!! im cool on that lame! i felt awkward as fuck when he pulled his pants down when we were about to handle.

by MS.DRAMA February 28, 2010

Flint Michigan Fire drill

When people deep in the impoverished slum of Flint Michigan receive and eviction notice, they set their house on fire so they can catch and eat all the rats that run out.:Can also be done in other poor cities.

Rusty" Dude did you hear what happened to to Lyle?"
Tyrone" No, What happened?"
Rusty "they got an Eviction notice so they pulled a Flint Michigan fire drill"

by honkyhater69 March 29, 2011

microfuck

A more suitable name for the company most widely known as Microsoft.

God damnit, microfuck just puked and froze everything. Now it's puking it's shit all over my desktop.

by j00dei-san sushi September 30, 2004

Michelle Phelps

The worlds fastest female swimmer, who is also a political and religious leader. Michelle approves of hard work, dedication and helping out her community. If someone does not work hard, Michelle will give them a slacker picture, which includes of picture of the person slacking with text going across the picture saying "slacker". There are 3 parts of Michelle and the majority of what Michelle thinks is what Michelle approves.

"Man, look at those people swimming!"

"Michelle Phelps definitely approves"

"Should we swim today?"

"Most of Michelle Phelps is here and approves"

by Michelle Phelps December 13, 2009