monkey glue 

Leaky semen discharge that excretes from a man's ass after sodomy; preferably through rape and being both from and too a hairy ass. The excresions is also preferably bloody and poopy in color.

"Oh my god i just got rapped in my ass by Robin Williams and now I got a load of monkey glue dripping from my butt hole!"

monkey glue by Willard Speed June 18, 2007

monkey butt 

a prolapsed arse, resembling that of a baboons arse or any other of those wonderful red arsed primates we descend from.

After removing the bulbous 12" butt plug she had a very impressive case of monkey butt.

monkey butt by AaronMF October 3, 2005

Monkey Boy 

A man with a simian gait and a tendancy towards random acts of mischief.

Has Monkey Boy swaggered off with the rent to buy a bag of garys again.

Monkey Boy by Gareth Mitchell January 11, 2004

monkey touching 

(v.) For a third party to activate

Monkey touching in the barracks, outsiders have been shouting "fire at will"

monkey touching by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

monkey jazz 

The art of dancing like a monkey to Jazz, thus creating Monkey Jazz, the creator of monkey jazz must be playing a trumpet and making monkey noises.

A true Monkey Jazz musician also uses jazz hands to express joy and happiness.

Wow Dick sure has got Monkey Jazz down to an art!

monkey jazz by Tooley of the T Unit July 27, 2006

monkey snake 

a monkeys long penis that looks amost like a snake.

hello im a monkey my penis looks just like a snake its my monkey snake.

monkey snake by walace March 20, 2007

monkey spray 

A type of spray that is used on monkeys.

Also smells like a monkey, and cost $3.50

Can you go buy me some monkey spray?

monkey spray by monkey101 January 4, 2009