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Boyfriend Island 

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Describes a period of time when a friend is un-contactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new boyfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.
'Have you heard from Kayley?'
'Nope, she's on boyfriend island. She's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.
Boyfriend Island by sophiesmith June 20, 2010
Word of the Day on May 16, 2024
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dark ambient 

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Dark ambient is like a marriage between ambient and industrial. Is naturally dark and much more interesting than regular ambient. Doesn't feature any cheesy synths, unless made by an ex black metal musician (that oftenly makes people bitch about whether the music is dark ambient or not; it usually is not). Usually doesn't feature any guitars. On those rare cases when it does (like in drone doom), it's definitely non-conventional use.
Much influenced by "musique concrete", dark ambient features recorded sounds, oftenly of non-musical nature.
Dark ambient can have various esthetics. Moaning and chanting, chain rattling (no, that's no ghost) raison d'etre-like stuff, radioactive droning of Fallout soundtrack, heavy pounding sounds of mechanisms, crazy shamanic drum-machine sounds, abrasive noise fragments - all these can make up different moods in dark ambient.
People who don't get dark ambient music, are found scrolling through the tracks in their desperate attempt of finding "where does at least SOME music start?"

There's also a tendency among some cultist freaks to puke up some really lousy synth pads and moans, put runes or pentagrams and some pseudo-religious texts on an album cover and call it "dark ambient", or "pagan/ritual/black dark ambient", or "neo-satanic nazi anti-nazi superficial industrial death dark ambient". Trust me, you don't wanna listen to that crap.
Don't get scared away by Deutsch Nepal's track names. That guy is a sick bastard, but he still makes some good dark ambient.
Word of the Day on May 15, 2024

brass monkey 

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a 40 of Olde English 800 mixed with some OJ.

Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with orange juice.

It is a very tasty treat.

Otherwise known as the "poor man's mimosa."
You wanna hit this Cognac man?

Nah... Poor Man's Mimosas until the day I die...
brass monkey by Tha Cuddla August 26, 2004
Word of the Day on May 14, 2024

medieval diss track 

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my mill grinds, pepper and spice
You’re mill grinds, rats and mice
My hand picks, only what grows

Your hand picks, only your nose
My grain tastes, delightful
Your grain tastes, very frightful
My mother cooks, with much care,
Your mother cooks, with her hair
My wife smells, of pure honey
Your wife smells, of bad money
My fields are, happy to see
Your fields are, sad to decree
My hat fits, like a fiddle
Your hat fits, like it’s little
My king is, smart and wise
Your king is, full of lies
My sheep will, keep us alive
Your sheep will, fail to arrive
Word of the Day on May 13, 2024

Eye Dentist 

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A spiteful name for ophthalmologists used by real doctors who are bitter that they work more hours.
Oh, so you're not a "real doctor," you're an eye dentist
Eye Dentist by Pattyfitz December 7, 2014
Word of the Day on May 12, 2024

al chile 

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The Mexican "for real'' expression in Spanish Language. It can be used to ask or confirm.
White boy: Hey Homie, let's try that new thing called the "gravity bong"

Homie: Al chile?

White boy: Al chile!
al chile by PokarFace June 20, 2010
Word of the Day on May 11, 2024

Scamwich 

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The descriptor of the situation where;

- An individual purchased a luxurious looking 'filling packed' sandwich.

- Said sandwich is then unwrapped or de-bagged for consumption.

- The consumer is them revealed to how the sandwich is actually structured; fillings all packed up onto the 'show-side' with little to no filling in the back, resulting in a scamwich.
Aww shit man, I went to this bomb-ass bakery and saw this fuckin' sweet lookin' sandwich in the cabinet. Opened that shit once I got back to work - bitch behind the counter sold me a scamwich.
Scamwich by Ole goofy ass December 29, 2016
Word of the Day on May 10, 2024
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