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Human Milker-o-matic

A pair of tubes in the girl's washroom, sucking milk from their breasts upon them being placed on it, and using half of it gained to make a drug, going in through a 3rd tube forcefully into the girl's mouth. This drug enhanced their breast size, the quantity of milk inside, and makes them act obedient, extremely orgasmic, and stiff to the point where they may be unable to move. This generates near infinite amounts of milk to be sent to the market.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Girl1: Do we dare to try it?
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic
by Registered_Fun_Haver May 28, 2022
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we are humans
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Humaning

The actions that only humans normally do in everyday life. Dishes, jobs, eating, wearing clothes, etc.
I'm tired af rn; I've done enough humaning for one day.
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Human Hot Dog

When you smother the length of someone's bare arm in alternating sinusoidal waves of ketchup and mustard and someone licks it off.
Ew, gross! They made Sienna into a human hot dog and made Ava lick it off!
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Humans

Humans are nasty animals that should be eradicated.
I fucking hate humans they should be eradicated.
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