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chinese prison

A method of discipline in which the accuser already knows about the infractions of the accused but does not disclose their knowledge. The accused has the opportunity to confess their infractions in hope of a lighter punishment.
Here's what's going to happen. It's going to be like Chinese prison: if you confess before I tell you what I know, you'll get off easier.
by kroshaghennessy June 9, 2023
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Chomes

Taking the word Chomo and Homes to combine for chomes. A way to tease ones friends basically telling them they are the child molesting hommie.
Me to my friend, "Cops get your panel van again chomes? ". Friends response as we both laugh"shut up you Cleveland clown."
by jayram1408 June 15, 2023
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Chinese Five Spice

The 6th member of the Spice Girls
Tony: Hey Mark, I can only think off 5 members of the Spice Girls - posh spice, sporty spice, baby spice, ginger spice and scary spice

Mark: ahh your forgetting Chinese Five Spice
by Steve McLaren June 27, 2023
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Chinese Chaloopa

The sexual act in which a man (or butch lesbian) goes to a health department, b-rated Chinese restaurant, and needs to take a massive spicy shit after. The man then unloads this torrent into the woman's pussy meow-meow, which is probably what he ate at the restaurant. Then, he eats and fucks the shit like the a little greasy stoner piggy getting the 5 dorrar box at 3AM at a Taco Bell.
Matt: "I might have just gotten food poisoning from eating a fried rat at that new Chinese place"
Derrick: "Nice! Try giving your girl a good old Chinese Chaloopa"
by Ninaleven June 28, 2023
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Chinese Typewriter

Its where you power-stroke, but just with the first 3 inches.
John "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Will "Yea. I showed her my chinese typewriter."
by freddywop June 28, 2023
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Chinese finger trap

To put on index finger in a woman’s vagina, and the other one in her butthole.
I can’t believe she tricked me into a Chinese finger trap. Probably gonna have to marry her now
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Chinese bullet train

An act of sex which often incurs two large breasted Asian women punching each testicle as one does with a speedbag in boxing
Bob: Hey Jim! I heard the Chinese Bullet Train you had last night was a wild time

Jim: Yeah for sure
by Brontar April 18, 2023
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