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Sloppy Joe

When a girl is on her period, she poops without wiping. Then the guy has anal sex with the girl, and then takes his poop covered penis and sticks it into the girl's vagina. The poop and blood mix to form a red meat-looking substance. The guy then eats it out of the girl, the vaginal lips being like the buns.
by the really real master January 4, 2011
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Joe Manchin

The US Senator from West Virginia that intentionally obstructs groundbreaking, popular climate legislation under the guise of staunch bipartisanship.

The reality is that he's putting his own self-interest in a dying industry (coal) before the country and his constituents.
Joe Manchin forgets that people voted for Joe Biden for President, not him.
by Soul_Driver November 1, 2021
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Joe Schlub

Common everyday guy. Pretty boring
Look at those Joe Schlubs at the post office
by Hypee June 11, 2006
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Joe-Job

Any sexual acts performed by a Joe
Amy: Joe was very weak last night

Harry: One too many Joe-Jobs
by Chico Mendes August 29, 2016
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Joe Fox

Frequently accredited as Tom Hanks' character in You've Got Mail. In reality he is a male stripper who is a loyal and genuine friend. He often surfs with his bromos on the weekends when he hears of a big swell. He's jacked and tanned and has a killer smile. He's the kind of character that gives lap dances at any given opportunity.
I want to be like Joe Fox when I'm older, he's a great surfer

It's really not a big deal or anything but when I give people lapdances I feel like Joe Fox. It's not something I'd lose sleep over though.
by realsassy July 8, 2009
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Joe Pod

Joe Pod is a kid who only plays battlefield and can be annoying on xbox live. He is also know to mute people a lot.
Kid1: hello kid2
kid2: hah blah mnhmhm
Kid1: Shut up!
Kid2: *mutes kid1*
Kid1: he is a Joe Pod
by lolzxd January 1, 2012
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Magic Joe

A term given to well-mannered thoughtful strangers, the type of person who helps the elderly pack their shopping or tells someone in the street they just dropped their wallet. Can also
be used to describe a really cool dude.
"A Magic Joe helped my wife get to the hospital in time"
"I was getting mugged when some Magic Joe helped me fight them
off"
"This dude gave me £4 whilst I was busking today, what a Magic
Joe he was!"
by Magic Joe January 11, 2009
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