stabbing my lasagna

When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.

Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."

"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"

by surfknasen May 9, 2018

Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier

guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"

by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024

my my my

singin happily with passaging

my my mymy you fine girl

by jfactor dalton September 27, 2018

absolutely jorkin my shit

A higher form of jorkin it usually in a communication form meaning to jack off in an aggressive manner

Yo I’m absolutely jorkin my shit right now and by it let’s just say my pentis

by The-jorkin-king January 13, 2025

My Dick

Something that is very delicious NO MATTER THE SIZE and females like this thing called "my dick" and sometimes men that have mental issues like it

ME : LET ME PUT MY DICK IN YOU ALREADY!!

by DaddyOxLong May 6, 2023

my moms salad

Your moms salad DUH!

Eat my moms salad!

by OofB0iNumba1 June 8, 2019

chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.

Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.

by Slack Master January 25, 2018