J-Loud

1) a boisterous fart from large butted hottie (made famous by J-Lo)

I was startled when the woman on the escalator J-Louded into my face.

by LAF99 March 30, 2008

beer j

When you put your lips around your beer bottle and move it up and down to make it look like your giving a bj to your beer bottle

I gave my beer bottle a beer j today

by Dubiks February 10, 2019

j-tull

shortened slang name of the band "Jethro Tull"

yo, I got that j-tull albumn that looks like a newspaper

by chuckfrmgamestop January 23, 2007

dylan j

once was gay for brevin but then was cheated on and is sad and plays fortnite with rick

“you can call me gay but don’t call me a dylan j”

by livxtay April 15, 2020

J-boots

the state of mind of a person who is deeply intoxicated on jenkem.

similar to the k-hole (which describes the conscious, catatonic state that ketamine users experience)

"Dude, looks like your Dad's got his j-boots on again..."

by Sraes Nave May 8, 2008

che-j

Named after the petifile Petrucci the Che-J consists of a college male student receiving unpredicted oral sex by a much younger high school female

That high school chick keeps starin at my bulge, maybe I'll get a Che-J tonight

by RT May 22, 2004

Paulie J

A Paulie j is a lit ass person who is often around crazy unexpected events and someone who is bold exciting and fun to be around and just chill in general.

You been acting like a paulie j bro teach me your ways

by Crazebrobro July 4, 2019