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Twat Shart 

A twat shart is when a girl queefs, while on her period, and a little bit of blood comes out.
Did you hear that?

Yeah Kelsey totally just twat sharted in Garretts face!
Twat Shart by Tricky Dilf September 29, 2010

Brain Shart 

Like a brain fart only worse.
A brain fart is forgetting your wedding anversery when asked.
A brain shart is forgetting you're married.
I had a total brain fart when I thought I forgot where I parked my car. Then I realised it was a brain shart because I don't own a car.
Brain Shart by grogboy June 19, 2016

sunshine shart 

When someone gets so happy when they see the sunshine, they starr sharting uncontrollably.
Oh dude that sunshine is so good. OH DUDE.. OH DUDE IM SHARTING…oh that was a nice sunshine shart..
sunshine shart by sttanmarsh April 23, 2022

Hardening of the sharteries 

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

Lipsed it, sharted & darted 

On a Night out, The process following a hesitant attempt to get a potential partner back to your house or hotel room to engage in a meaningless form of intimacy. After the initial Kiss or Contact with the third party, the feeling of insecurity, self doubt & seemingly low self esteem kicks in instilling panic resulting in a prompt departure from the situation.
"I've just see Nathan pull a bird in Waikiki, but he Lipsed it, sharted & darted"

pekpek shorts

Filipino slang for short shorts or daisy dukes. The word "pekpek" (which means vagina in Filipino) is put alongside the word "shorts" since these tight-fitting shorts often cause the appearance of camel toe.
guy 1: "check out the chick wearing pekpek shorts!"

guy 2: "I can see her camel toe from here! lol!"
pekpek shorts by DTNS January 25, 2009