A Dirty Pirate is a mixed shot, Made with half Captain Morgan spice rum half banana liqueur.
Creator : Christian Howard-Harris
Creator : Christian Howard-Harris
by anonymous August 28, 2021
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When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow
Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021
Get the Poon Pirate mug.When a guy is getting a blow job and he misses his mark while cumming and it sprays across her upper lip and a little gets in her eye. She then yells "ARGH! ME' EYE!" while squinting the aforementioned eye closed, while the cum mustache drips down either side of her mouth, resembling a wicked pirate's facial hair.
I was giving my BF a hummer and he wanted to cum on my tits, but he misfired and I ended up with a Pirate 'Stache. My eye still stings and since then I keep getting whiffs of bleach.
by Destiny Unique September 29, 2012
Get the Pirate 'Stache mug.Noun: one who engages in the illegal and often violent overtaking of cunts for the purpose of extorting money or stealing goods esp. on large bodies of water.
Cunt pirates have been disrupting the legitimate trade of rum, spices, sugar, and birth control products in the Caribbean.
by InglishMajor October 29, 2012
Get the cunt pirate mug.When a man stands with legs slightly parted, in either loose fitting clothes or naked, while thrusting his hips in such a way that his penis swings forward and backward. It does not work well, when equipped with a small penis.
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