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Dark pirate 2.0

Closing one girls eyes shut during sex by using your own cum
Oh boy that girl last night didn’t want it. I had to close her eyes shut using the Dark Pirate 2.0 technique
by Blackmajic2.0 September 24, 2018
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send memes pirate crew

The absolute worst pirate crew to exist. Lead by the leader, HoggyThePig(No one knew his name). Rumors still go around saying this crew still terrorizes children.
A: Have you heard of the send memes pirate crew?
B: OMG They were so stupid! Except for MrMoled.
by Ace from Space November 5, 2020
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Pirate Boatjob

When their moan sounds like "aargh" when they put it in
Peter and Tony both gave pirate boatjobs during a great night together
by Inspired Osprey January 5, 2022
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Seasick Pirate

The act of ejaculating in your own eye, blinding yourself, and on your lip often causing dry heaving, making you look like a pirate that is suffering from sea sickness
I accidentally came in my eye and on my lip, I looked like a seasick pirate
by Idothisforshitsandgiggles January 31, 2018
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pirate and booty

The same thing as Netflix and Chill but instead of Netflix, a show/movie acquired by piracy is put on in the background instead.
Sarah thought she was going to John's to Netflix and Chill but John pirated the movie that was playing so it turned into Pirate and Booty instead.
by md89 December 18, 2015
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Dirty Pirate Jesus

When a man is receiving oral, and just before he ejaculates, he pulls his member from her throat(or mouth) and nuts in her eye, similar to an Angry Pirate, but then shouts "May the Power of Christ Compel You!" And does the cross hand motions(head, genitals, left then right shoulders) and hits her with the V8 forehead palm-tap, causing her to stumble and fall backwards.
Janice thought she was about to swallow Tom's huge load, but instead found herself in a staredown with Dirty Pirate Jesus as Tom ran off maniacally giggling about "Exercising Hoe Demons"
by Captain Snackpack January 3, 2024
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piratic

pertaining to pirates; like a pirate; similar in action or appearance to a pirate

Therefore meaning cool, tough, awesome-looking, and generally hardcore.
The attack on German shipping was piratic.

Urban usage:
I love (band) they're so piratic.
by Alcyon2k4 July 18, 2005
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