Lakeminites

Descendants of Melungeon families who emigrated to the Midwest during the Great Depression on the "Hillbilly Highway"

My family is from Michigan but we're Lakeminites with our roots in Appalachia.

by Teegarden Roses May 11, 2025

Lakerria

My little omega and a cutie patootie. I LOVE HER AND SHE IS SO AWESOME SAUCE

Person: Who tf is Lakerria ?!?

Random: UM THATS THE OMEGA!!!

Person: I shall claim her as my own 😈😈

by Thealpharizzlerjustyce July 26, 2025

Lakehead

noun
A chaos-causing, rule-forging individual shaped by the restless temperament of the U.S. Great Lakes, whose formative years by those vast waters instilled both a deep, untamed energy and a compulsion to disrupt established order.

Person 1: Look at him bro—holy tweaker.
Smarter Person: He a Lakehead.

by wordmaker420 August 13, 2025

Lakez

a gay german

-have you seen Karls story

-eugh, hes such a lakez

by Cubos28 August 16, 2025

laker

To leave someone on read is to read their text message without responding or interacting, giving the other person the impression that you are uninterested. A “laker” is a person who repeatedly leaves others on read without an apology or explanation, especially on Instagram.

Looker * Leaver = Laker.

That girl over there is such a laker! She constantly leaves me on read all the time. I’m so done talking to her, she’s a bitch anyways.

by Un attested November 11, 2025

Lakewood Rangers Football

The football team at Lakewood High School that is historically cursed with being terrible, except in 1984 and 1994 where we beat Eds and won the conference championship. The team historically starts the season off great and then it goes downhill from there. They’ve lost to the Rocky River Pirates every season for almost a decade now.

Guy 1: “Hey do you wanna go watch the Lakewood Rangers football game tonight?”
Guy 2: “Fuck no their O-line is terrible.”

by krillcatcher3000 December 4, 2025

Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cone

The sad and unfortunate condition of having small and uninteristingly pointy breasts. It plagues the lesser know regions of Pennsylvania.

Guy 1: Ew did you see that cashier at Shop n' Save?

Guy 2: You mean the one with the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cones?

Guy 1: Thats her, that disgusting wench.

by DLRefugees November 4, 2012