laker

A small fart, also known as silent but deadly

"Julian, I just layed a laker!"
"Lakers are sweet, Asim, let me try"

by Asim June 19, 2005

laker

a straight person pretending to be lesbian; hence "lesbian faker"

Did you see her lookin at him? What a laker.

by cmarsh August 13, 2006

laker

a wealthy person who does not live at the lake but owns a cottage and/or boat there. most travel a minimum of an hour to inconveniently make the lake busy as hell. lakers make the gas prices go up and increase the summer population by 200%.

laker: "i just bought a boat that i don't know how to drive. can you show me to the nearest marina with the most expensive gas, since i can afford it, so i can fill my 2 boats and 7 jetskis?"

local: "you must be a laker."

by cakehoe July 14, 2008

laker

a retired pirate that lives on a lake, with the big beard and hook for a hand and yellow trench coat

look at that badass laker bro

by Smooth Joe McCool...aka ryan July 11, 2004

laker

ditching for a baby reason. ditching because an extremely lame and stupid excuse.

"Hey we still going to the game Friday?"
"Yea bro!"
"Don't laker on me!"
-Doesn't show up-
"Bro you lakered on me!"

by kcrowd October 28, 2011

laker

a retired pirate that lives on the lake, with the big beard and hook for a hand and yellow trench coat

maddox will be a laker in 50 years

by Smooth Jane McCool...aka karin July 11, 2004

laker

v. used to announce the departure of a person

*Hey, I'm going home.

*All right, laker!

by Amy Hetzler June 25, 2006