I love me some 

Novel grammatical structure indicating "I always like" something. Kinda like the middle voice in ancient Greek. Frequently used in reference to a love object, or favorite band.

When I asked her what she wanted for breakfast, Kate stirred and said, "Mmm, I love me some scrambled eggs!"

"Oh, I'd love me some Beyonce, you bet!" said Kyle.

I love me some by smendler July 16, 2010

I love you more 

Michael Jackson's answer to a love declaring.
RIP MJ - Heal the world!

Fan: "Michael, I love you!"
Michael: "I love you more!"

I love you more by MJisahero July 6, 2010

I am your father 

A. A phrase made famous by Star Wars episode, The Empire Strikes Back. It is the pivotal plot twist in the movie and is usually misquoted in a feigned Darth Vader voice as “Luke, I am your father,” whenever someone named Luke introduces himself to a Star Wars fan. Star Wars purists maintain the full quote is actually “No, I am your father.”
B. A phrase that someone named Luke growing up in the 1980’s would hear at least twice a month by random people who always make a ridiculous attempt to simulate James Earl Jones’ voice. They usually follow up by saying “I bet you never heard that before!”

Luke: "Hi my name is Luke."
Random Person putting hands up to mouth and breathing: "qwrrrr, qwrrrr, LuuuUUUuuuke I am your father! - Ha! betcha never heard that before!"

I am your father by Luke D. Lorenz January 12, 2006

I HOPE YOU GET AIDS! 

The best response to any asshole or anyone who irritates you.

Guy in traffic, after getting cut off:

"I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"

Girl on cell phone with hair extensions and wearing Juicy Couture

...."I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"

Guy in line at grocery store behind pregnant woman with 7 kids paying with food stamps

...."I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!"

I HOPE YOU GET AIDS! by EmoPileDriver May 2, 2011

I borrowed your back brush 

A joke. When overnighting at a friend/girlfriend's place and you bathe or shower the next morning,you inform your host that you took the liberty of using their back brush.In most cases,the host will advise you that they don't own a back brush. You then ask,"Well,what is that loop-shaped brush in the container on the bathroom floor?" After they quit laughing,they'll say,"That's the fuckin' toilet brush,dumbass!" Guaranteed giggles every time.

Hey darlin',I hope you don't mind,but,I borrowed your back brush. It was a slice of heaven.

I borrowed your back brush by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

i like like you 

with out saying i love you, but more than i like you

i like like you, like whoah!

i like like you by Hstar cool kid July 19, 2004

I miss you 

Should I keep holding on? Should I keep hoping? Sometimes, I don’t even know if I should stay here and wait for you or let you go already. How can I let go of someone who played a big part of my life.

I miss you. Tell me to let go, then I’ll let you go.

I miss you by 051818 December 16, 2021